Specialty coffee that isn't just a snooze-fest
but a
Upgrade from peasant-level coffee ignorance and join our tribe of informed, non-snob coffee drinkers today.
Specialty coffee
that aren't just a
snooze-fest but a
Upgrade from peasant-level coffee ignorance and join our tribe of informed, non-snob coffee drinkers today.
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OUR FEATURED COFFEE.
OBSIDIAN RITUALS
BREWABLE COFFEE BEANS
Fudge Brownies, Baked Pears & Cinnamon
Instead of terrorizing your palate, as Adolfo Constanzo did to his victims, its hints of decedent desserts and stone fruits will leave you craving for more without any torturing.
FINAL GIRL FURY
BREWABLE COFFEE BEANS
Tiramisu, Caramel Yoghurt & White Nectarines
Grown at high altitudes offering hints of tiramisu and sweet fruits, this survived a medium roast unscathed like the final girl and unlike your ex's heart.
CARDAMOM COVEN
SNACKABLE COFFEE BEANS
Cardamom Chai Chocolate-Covered Coffee Beans
Give a big f*ck you to those jitter critters while you're on a smooth caffeine ride straight into an orgasmic mouth experience.
Let customers speak for us
I'm not a coffee drinker - my husband is. So I got this for him to try. Well...after he raved about it, now I'm officially a coffee drinker! This coffee isn't burnt, bitter, and bleh. It's smooth and aromatic. Loving this brand too - I appreciate different brands that have a cool vibe. This horror-movie-dark-humor brand is fun and spot on
I give an A+ to the aroma, body and flavour of this coffee. A must for me in the morning.
Wow ! I love this dark roast coffee. I really can taste the coffee’s taste, not like others dark roast coffee which tastes burnt and bitter.
Omg, ever since I received my order, I've been drinking 4 coffees a day! I love it when companies care enough to put out really great products, and this is a prime example of that. I will be a customer for life.
OMG, this coffee is sooo good. Tiramisu, caramel yogurt and white nectarines... Yummy! You have to try this one.
So I'm no coffee snob, but I also can't stomach cheap coffee chain coffees either. I can tell you that this coffee, Obsidian Rituals is THE BEST tasting dark roast coffee I have ever had. -- a bold coffee with hints of fudge brownie, baked pears and cinnamon. I could not ask for a better way to start my day.
I wasn't sure what to expect from the coffee, but thought - what the hell, great website and marketing, I'll give it a try!! I'm so glad I did... the coffee is AMAZING! Obsidian Rituals is a dark roast, which is what I prefer when it comes to coffee. The description of the flavor is spot on - the notes of fudge brownies, baked pears and cinnamon really shine through. I can't wait to try Code Hein's other coffees!
I accidentally stumbled upon you guys and decided to give it a try. Love the fruity flavours and how smooth the coffee is! Hands down my favourite coffee! I love it!!! ❤️❤️❤️👍
I drink coffee every morning. I did not pay attention to the type of coffee until recently. I picked up Code Hein Coffee, Final Girl Fury. It is a medium roast which I like the best. The fruity taste is a pleasant plus. I have been stuck it since then. It is a starter of a nice day for me.
OUR FEATURED SELECTION.
OBSIDIAN RITUALS
BREWABLE COFFEE BEANS
Fudge Brownies, Baked Pears & Cinnamon
Instead of terrorizing your palate, as Adolfo Constanzo did to his victims, its hints of decedent desserts and stone fruits will leave you craving for more without any torturing.
FINAL GIRL FURY
BREWABLE COFFEE BEANS
Tiramisu, Caramel Yoghurt & White Nectarines
Grown at high altitudes offering hints of tiramisu and sweet fruits, this survived a medium roast unscathed like the final girl and unlike your ex's heart.
CARDAMOM COVEN
SNACKABLE COFFEE BEANS
Cardamom Chai Chocolate-Covered Coffee Beans
Give a big f*ck you to those jitter critters while you're on a smooth caffeine ride straight into an orgasmic mouth experience.
Let customers speak for us
I'm not a coffee drinker - my husband is. So I got this for him to try. Well...after he raved about it, now I'm officially a coffee drinker! This coffee isn't burnt, bitter, and bleh. It's smooth and aromatic. Loving this brand too - I appreciate different brands that have a cool vibe. This horror-movie-dark-humor brand is fun and spot on
I give an A+ to the aroma, body and flavour of this coffee. A must for me in the morning.
Wow ! I love this dark roast coffee. I really can taste the coffee’s taste, not like others dark roast coffee which tastes burnt and bitter.
Omg, ever since I received my order, I've been drinking 4 coffees a day! I love it when companies care enough to put out really great products, and this is a prime example of that. I will be a customer for life.
OMG, this coffee is sooo good. Tiramisu, caramel yogurt and white nectarines... Yummy! You have to try this one.
So I'm no coffee snob, but I also can't stomach cheap coffee chain coffees either. I can tell you that this coffee, Obsidian Rituals is THE BEST tasting dark roast coffee I have ever had. -- a bold coffee with hints of fudge brownie, baked pears and cinnamon. I could not ask for a better way to start my day.
I wasn't sure what to expect from the coffee, but thought - what the hell, great website and marketing, I'll give it a try!! I'm so glad I did... the coffee is AMAZING! Obsidian Rituals is a dark roast, which is what I prefer when it comes to coffee. The description of the flavor is spot on - the notes of fudge brownies, baked pears and cinnamon really shine through. I can't wait to try Code Hein's other coffees!
I accidentally stumbled upon you guys and decided to give it a try. Love the fruity flavours and how smooth the coffee is! Hands down my favourite coffee! I love it!!! ❤️❤️❤️👍
I drink coffee every morning. I did not pay attention to the type of coffee until recently. I picked up Code Hein Coffee, Final Girl Fury. It is a medium roast which I like the best. The fruity taste is a pleasant plus. I have been stuck it since then. It is a starter of a nice day for me.
From smooth and velvety beans for the low-key mornings to wild and eccentric flavours that'll make your taste buds dance like a serial killer on the loose, we've got everything you need to fuel up for the day. Whether you're a daring thrill-seeker looking to experiment with new and exciting flavors or just want a classic cup of joe to get through the day, we've got you covered like a forensic at a crime scene.
Creeping Grounds
Horror movies, crime docs, oddities, and specialty coffee - the perfect combo for pretentious snobs with "discerning palates." Pairing the two adds depth and nuance to both the frightening and the caffeinated. Just don't be surprised if you end up with jitters or nightmares.
We're on a mission to make specialty coffee culture less of a snooze-fest and more of a scream-fest. Our vision is to make specialty coffee relatable, easily accessible, and a little more consistent like predicting the ending in a bad horror film.
From smooth and velvety beans for the low-key mornings to wild and eccentric flavours that'll make your taste buds dance like a serial killer on the loose, we've got everything you need to fuel up for the day. Whether you're a daring thrill-seeker looking to experiment with new and exciting flavors or just want a classic cup of joe to get through the day, we've got you covered like a forensic at a crime scene.
OUR COFFEE HELPS YOU...
Outrun ghosts and ghouls
Don't blame your fitness failures on bad coffee - our brew will give you the energy to crush your goals and slay your day.
Shoo away the gloom
With every sip, you will become more alert, and start noticing the sounds coming from your closet that you ignored when you were feeling gloomy.
Shred the Pounds Party
Looking to scare away those extra pounds? Our coffee will have you running to the bathroom faster than the characters in a horror movie running from the killer!
Empower your mind
Our coffee will clear your mind and have you feeling sharper than a machete-wielding slasher, a perfect cure for brain-fog.
WHAT WE OFFER
ethically sourced beans
Sip with a purpose - enjoy the delicious taste of coffee with a clear conscience knowing it's ethically sourced.
Roast-to-order
Don't settle for stale coffee that's been sitting on a shelf for months.
A perfect cup of coffee.. everytime!
Brew great tasting coffee every time with our easy to follow guides.
WHAT WE OFFER
ETHICALLY SOURCED COFFEE
Sip with a purpose - enjoy the delicious taste of coffee with a clear conscience knowing it's ethically sourced.
Roast-to-order
Don't settle for stale coffee that's been sitting on a shelf for months.
A perfect cup of coffee.. everytime!
Brew great tasting coffee every time with our easy to follow guides.
